I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t

我不知道伙计,我想每个人都心怀嫉妒和邪恶

Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude

因为我是乐队的主唱

And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude

我想这就是人人都缠着我的原因

And they need to take it up with me after the show

他们要在演出后和我交谈

Because

因为

So I get offstage right drop the mic

所以我扔掉麦克风，走下舞台

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

走向这些辣妹，我就好像是

这些女士们，我名叫Slim Shady，是D12的主唱 宝贝儿

And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock

她们反应大同小异，上帝，是他

Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

时至今日，其他的乐队成员都开始妒忌

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

尤其当我降下节奏开始acapella的演唱方式

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

不过这种争吵其实好像同胞间的竞争

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起回到舞台

Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me

我所想的只是你遮住了我的光芒

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀

因为我告诉他杰西卡·阿尔巴会做我的老婆

This rockstar sh*t is the life for me

这个摇滚明星是个坏蛋，是我的生命

And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b

其他的家伙都鄙视我

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

但是她们都缠着我想拉我的手

Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

因为一旦开始吹牛 我就无所不能

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

全要归功于我是这个乐队的主唱

My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby

我的乐队

You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you

你就是想看黑人站在你后面 是吧

Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes

为什么我们不像原来一样说唱

Smash these vocals and do a performance

击毁这些歌手去做表演

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

但我们坐的是火车，人家坐的是巡演大巴

You don't want my autograph youse a liar

你不想要我的签名，你这个骗子

And nah I'm Swift

不 我是Swift

哦 我把你当成Kuniva了

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room

我们的化妆室到底怎么了

Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal

我的看起来比最小的数字还小

See I know how to rap it's simple but

看看我知道怎么饶舌，它很简单，但是

All I did is read a Russell Simmons book

我所做的一切就是看一本Russell Simmons的小说

So I'm all intact trying to get on the map

机械地进行着表演

被人鞭打着前进

看看阿姆这个小垃圾

*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips

是的 我知道他开始拍电影了

Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue

嘿 我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈

Eminem

Eminem，是我要做访谈，和你们俩无关

你校音要迟到了

伙计我才不去校音呢

*And our mikes is screwed up

我们的麦克破烂不堪

*And his always sound best

而他的声音总是完美无缺

*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'

你知道吗伙计，我有话要说

*Hey yo Em

对阿姆说

Eminem

Eminem，你有话要说

*Man nothing

伙计没什么

*I thought you was about to tell him off man whats up

我看你打算责备他，怎么了

*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up

好吧 我要告诉你 当我觉得喜欢的时候 你最好闭嘴

*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew

我想说的时候自然会开口，闭嘴臭小子

Man I was about to talk right after you

伙计，我只是想等你说完了再说

*Aw man whatever

不管怎样

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

但是她们都缠着我想要拉我的手

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

因为一旦开口吹牛我就无所不能

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

全要归功于我是我乐队的主唱

They say the lead singers rock but the group is not

他们说乐队的主唱很带劲，但是乐队很一般

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

从场场爆满的大型场地到露天公园

I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

我要让全世界都知道Proof是最棒的

我要在音乐奏响的那一刻切断他的麦克风

准备好教训愚蠢的歌迷

Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band

每次我听到 嘿 伙计我爱你的乐队

We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments

我们不是乐队，混账，我们不玩乐器

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent

为什么他自己占了百分之90 我们只有百分之10

And these guys acting funny every area code

这些家伙在每个地区都表现滑稽

Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own

帮我拎着包，去吧 你自己去拿

Can't make it to the stage security in the way

不能在台上乱来，会妨碍到我的安全

Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre

你是谁啊，Obe和Dre在哪里

Godammit I'm sick of this group

我对这个组合感到厌倦了

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

是时候单飞去赚点钱了

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

我告诉你 我作过曲并写了所有的说唱

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

直到Kon 艺术大师帮我配乐

迷失自我的MV里 我在后面

超人的MV里 我也在后面

For the media I got some suggestions

对那些媒体，我有些意见

F**k Marshall ask us some questions

去你的马歇尔，问我们些愚蠢的问题

比如D12是谁，我们如何成立的

艾米纳姆怎么样

B**ch are you retarded

你大脑迟钝啊

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

不管怎样，我都是这个组合里最受欢迎的家伙

Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute

大屁股大肚子，小妞儿们觉得我很可爱

50告诉我做仰卧起坐锻炼腹肌

Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

该死的D12，我要退出乐队

该死的D12，我要退出乐队

I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

我要和真正有才的人成立个组合

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

女孩你为何不了解你是我的唯一

这些小妞儿甚至不知道我乐队的名字

但是她们都缠着我想要拉我的手，去你的马歇尔

因为一旦我开口吹牛我就无所不能

全要归功于我是乐队的主唱

My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie

我们的乐队

I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants

我是我乐队的主唱，我有本事让所有女孩儿都为我着迷

I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

我是我乐队的主唱，我的萨尔萨会让所有美女舞动起来

My salsa

我的萨尔萨