Okay children quiet down' quiet down

孩子们 安静下来

Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

现在来介绍今天的代课教师

His name is Mr Shady

他是Shady先生

Children quiet down please

孩子 安静下来

Brian不要扔东西 安静下来

Mr Shady will be your new substituteShady

Shady是你们的新老师

Good luck Mr ShadyShady

祝你好运Shady

孩子们

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels

今天我们会学习如何捕获松鼠

首先 我要介绍我的朋友Bob

你好 Bob 他30岁了还和妈妈住在一起

And he don't got a job' cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot

他没有工作 整日在家抽烟

但他12岁的弟弟非常崇拜他

And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob

他喜欢去本地的下流场所

And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock

在停车场等着服务生下班

When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog

如果太晚 停车场会变暗 他就装作遛狗

把她们拖到丛林里折磨一番

And even if they escaped and they got the cops

即使她们逃脱找到警察

The ladies would all be so afraid' they would drop the charge

女生都特别害怕 会放弃指控

'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job

一天晚上Stacey下班后

When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk

她觉得有人蒙住她的脸 一言不发

But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off

但Stacey知道是Bob 让他停下来

But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker

但Bob没有停下来 因为他疯了

Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka比Shady

他比喝了伏特加酒的我还要疯狂

You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "

你甚至不能带他去看真正的医生并治好他

He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her

他抓住Stacey的腿 用力砍下去

And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her

把她扔进湖里让警察可以找到她

But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander

自从那天Stacey去散步

They never found her' and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner

再没人找到她 而Bob依旧去老地方游荡

And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana'

这是Bob和他**的故事

And what it might do to you

这对你们意味着什么

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