And everyone should get along

Okay children quiet down quiet down

Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

His name is Mr Shady

Children quiet down please

Mr Shady will be your new substitute

Good luck Mr Shady

Eminem

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels

And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot

And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock

When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog

And even if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge

'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job

When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk

But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker

Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka

You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "

He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her

And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander

They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner

And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a

And what it might do to you

Drugs are just bad mmm'kay

Eminem

My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it

Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels

E*****y is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you don't do it

Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid

And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back

So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back

After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold

And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys

And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive

And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb

He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH

And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him

"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him "

Cause they took it too so they think it's funny

So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over

And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga

And that's the story of Zach the e*****y maniac

So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you

Drugs are just bad mmm'kay

Eminem

And last but not least one of the most humungous

Problems among young people today is fungus

It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off

Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it

Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff

And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em

And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms

Whoops did I say magic mushrooms

See drugs are bad it's a common fact

But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D

They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee

And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault

So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't

Cause I'm bad for you

Drugs are just bad mmm'kay

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