May I have your attention please

请注意

May I have your attention please

请注意

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

哪位是真正的slim shady　请站起来

We're going to have a problem here

好像出问题了

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

好像你们从来没见过白人似的

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

下巴着地 像Pam那样,看见Tommy冲进门

Started whoopin her a** worse than before

就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热

他们第一次离婚他把她扔得撞到家具上

It's the return of the

这就是回报

Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he

不对 不可能 你在开玩笑 他刚没说 我以为他说的 是吗

And Dr Dre said

然后Dr Dre说

什么都没说 你个笨蛋 Dre老早死了 他现在被我锁在地下室里

Feminist women love Eminem

女权主义的女人热爱eminem

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

slim shady 我讨厌死他

Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what

看他四处走动抓挠自己你懂的

Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though

你知道是谁 但他依然那么可爱

Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

一对夫妇亲热的场景总是在我脑中盘旋

But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

但没有比你自己父母卧室发生的事情更加糟糕了

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

有时我想看看电视放松

But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

但说实话Tomgreen跟一个死了的驼鹿亲热还挺酷的

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

我游荡在你唇边

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

如果我幸运的话可以得到一个你的吻

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

那是我们要生孩子的信号

And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is

我希望他们不知道女人的私处

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

但他们总归会知道

By the time they hit 4th grade

上四年级的时候

They got the discovery channel don't they

他们已经开始看探索频道了不是吗

We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals

我们都是哺乳动物

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

有些还是食人族 **就像杀死猎鹰那样

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

但如果我们连死去的动物和羚羊都要侮辱

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

那两个男人确实可以去私奔了

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

要是你跟我想的一样 赌赢算我的

Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes

女人们挥舞着你的裤子 齐声歌唱

I'm Slim Shady

我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真的shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

其他的slim shady都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim Shady

所以真的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

因为我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真的shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

其他的slim shady 都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Will Smith为了卖唱片而不在说唱里骂人

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

所以我骂他

You think I give a damm about a Grammy

你认为我侮辱格莱美

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

一半的批判者都无法容忍我 让孤独与我同在

But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird

但是slim 要是你赢了 那不奇怪吗

Why So you guys can just lie to get me here

为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

你们可以做我的位置 就挨着Britney spears

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

Christina Aguilera 最好跟我换个位置

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

我就能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

听听他们为了她会先转向谁而争论不休

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

坏女人让我在MTV上受到伤害

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe

她很可爱但我认为她会嫁给Kim

I should download her audio on mp3

我应该下载她的歌

然后告诉全世界她怎么把不好的病传染给eminem

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

你们这些小男生小女生组合真让我不爽

So I've been sent here to destroy you

所以我是被派来毁掉你们的

And theres a million of us just like me

还有一批人像我一样

Who cuss like me

骂人也像我

Who just don't give a f**k like me

只是不会乱搞男女关系

Who dress like me

穿着像我

Walk talk and act like me

走路说话都像我

It just might be the next best thing

这几乎是最好的事了

But not quite me

但他们还不是我

I'm Slim Shady

我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的slim shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我

So won't the real Slim Shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

因为我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的slim shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你们所有其他的slim shady都是在模仿我

So won't the real Slim shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

I'm like a headtrip to listen to

我喜欢听听先哲们说的道理

Cause I'm only giving you

因为我只会奉献

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

你在你的卧室里说的朋友的玩笑

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll

不同的是我在人前敢说

And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴上抹蜜

I just get on the mic and spit it

我拿起话筒开始吐槽它

不管你接不接受

I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there

我会比百分之90的说唱歌手骂得更赞

Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums

你们担心小孩怎么吸收这些歌曲的精华

Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

这很有趣 因为我三十岁的时候受到责骂

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty

只有我敢在护士之家轻浮护士

Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

我捏她们的臀部

But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

然后亲热

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

每个人心里都隐藏着slim shady

He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

他可以是在汉堡王工作 往洋葱圈里吐口水

Or in the parking lot circling

或者在停车场开车绕圈

Screaming I don't give a f**k

在胡乱尖叫

With his windows down and system up

他把窗户摇下情绪高涨

So will the real Shady please stand up

所以真正的slim shady请站起来

And put one of those fingures on each hand up

竖起你的中指

And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

为你的思想失去束缚感到自豪吧

And one more time loud as you can how does it go

咱再来一次 声音大点 继续唱

Cuz I'm Slim Shady

因为我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim Shady

所以请真正的slim shady 站起来吧

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

因为我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的slim shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

I'm Slim Shady

我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的slim shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim Shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来

Becuase I'm Slim Shady

因为我是slim shady

Yes I'm the real Shady

是的我是真正的slim shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

你们其他所有的slim shady 都是伪装的

So won't the real Slim shady

所以真正的slim shady

Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

请站起来站起来站起来