I was born with a dick in my brain

我出生时我的思想就有其它想法

Yea ****ed in the head

在床上亲热

我的继父说我在床上翻滚

'Til one night he snuck in and said

直到某天晚上他潜行进来

We're going out back I want my dick sucked in the shed

说我们出去 一会回来 我想要待在小屋

"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead "

我们不能和Teddy Ruxpin玩吗

After I **** you in the butt get some head

当我和你亲热完

Bust a nut get some rest

我打算休息会

The next day my mother said

第二天我妈妈说

"I don't know what the ****'s up with this kid"

我不知道和这个小孩在一起怎么样

The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared

这个坏家伙从来不吃他害怕的东西

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead

他在房间里吊死了

Jeffrey don't let that ****er get you upset

Jeffrey不会让你感到不安

Go in there stick a ****ing cigarette to his neck

进去在他后面抽烟

I bet you he's faking it I bet you

我跟你打赌他在假装

I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get

我打赌他可能想看看你如何不安

I'll go handle this of course unless you object

我会处理这件事除非你反对

Ah go **** his brains out if any is left in his head

管他怎么想 反正他的脑子也没什么

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

You get it No I just tried to bite my face off

你明白了吗 我只是想让我的脸感到刺痛

I just got ****ing chased off with a chainsaw

我只想用电锯赶走它

Then he took the chainsaw bit the ****ing blades off

然后他用电锯控制着刀刃

Ate the blades stuck a baseball in a slingshot

一个棒球被弹弓卡住了

Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop

然后他对准自己的脸 让东西爆炸

Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong

他用眼睛看着把东西捡起来

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

然后他自己打乒乓球

That mother****er's got nuts like king kong

那家伙像金刚一样坚硬

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

然后他用割草机把草地修理了

And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on

他躺下来 让机器一直运作

Then he took his pants he took every ****ing thing off

然后他穿上短裤 拿走所有东西

Everything except his tank top and his training bra

所有东西除了他的背心和他训练的衣服

Ain't he raw Yea maniac that Shady dog

他不成熟吗 是的 这个人疯了

Man that mother****ers gangsta ain't he dog

他是黑帮成员吗

Shady dog what be going through that ****ing brain of yours

影子狗 你的大脑还有经历什么啊

Say no more what the **** you waiting for Sing along

不用说了 你在等待什么 唱出来

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的是彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的是彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

你不知道另类摇滚的意思吗

Well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching

告诉我 你是愿意这样还是那样

**** 'em in the a** suck the cum out while you're belching

当你打嗝时你会怎么处理

Burp belch and go back for a second helping

你打嗝就会回去寻找第二次帮助

Can you dig what I'm saying man can you smell me

你能想出我说了什么吗 你能闻见我吗

我想让你感觉到我就像我继父感觉到我一样

**** a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping

当他在喋喋不休时一个小木偶在踢那个小狗

Shady what the **** you saying I don't know help me

你说了什么 我不知道帮助我

What the ****'s happening I think I'm ****ing melting

发生了什么 我感觉我要融化了

Marshall我爱你 我关心着你的幸福

No dad I said no I don't need no help peeing

爸爸我说不 我不需要帮助

I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see

我是个大男孩 我可以自己做

I only get naked when the babysitter tells me

当护婴员和我诉说 我没穿衣服

She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street

她给我看了个电影就像小城镇的噩梦

But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey

但是它是X 他们却不这样叫

这是不好的 我们会坐牢的

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

如果你可以数清我壁橱里的流言

Under my bed and up under my faucet

还有我的床上床下 以及我的箱子下

Then you would know I've completely lost it

那么你就会知道我真的彻底失去它了

Is he nuts No he's insane

他在胡说吗 不 他疯了

Lrc by Kevin Boul from LK Lyrics Group

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